FROM GONGOLA WITH LOVE(1)

 


"Why in heaven are you wasting your money in a gym class when you have a perfect body shape like an hourglass?" Said Honorable #Musa after an aerobics session at the Ribadu Square Gym Hall, where he spent the entire time admiring the ASSet of the lady who was positioned right in front of him. 👀


#Hadiza, a 28yr old student of the State University has been trying to work on her bulging tummy. All her fitted, skimpy clothes no longer look good on her body... Her young boyfriend #Peter, keeps telling her that she needs to stop taking all the chocolates, carbonated drinks, and eating carbs late at night. "If you want a skinny girl, go get yourself a skinny girl. Only real men handle chubby girls", would be her response to him whenever he fired his body-shaming shots. ✌


Hon. Musa Girei is the Deputy Speaker of the State's House of Assembly. Married to a gorgeous lady, with whom they have five beautiful children. His wife, #Nafisa has been warding off male "toasters" whenever she stepped out of the house, because she still looks young, in shape, and has the dress sense of a Broadway fashion model. 


On this sweaty Yola evening, Hon. Musa could not take his mind off Hadiza's big butt. Everything he looked at, looked like a butt to him... He was 'buttwitched'. So he told himself that he must get this cow on a leash, and "slaughter it" ASAP. 🤔


"Which way are you headed?" He asked Hadiza, as he timed his exit to meet her outside the gate while she was waiting for a cab. 


"Karewa Extension", she answered smiling. She knew from the onset that her fine body would land a big catch one day, seeing this man's huge truck, she started making a list in her head. Her rent was due, she has never worn real human hair, she wants an iPhone, and also wants to start selling clothes to her friends. 


Hon. Musa talked all the way to her gate. "Do you swim?" He asked. "Because that's the best exercise I hear, I'm also planning to resume swimming next week", he added. Deep in his mind, he just wanted to see what she'd look like in a bikini. 


Hadiza quickly imagined posting poolside photos on her Instagram and Facebook pages. 🤔 God is answering her prayers, she thought. "I'd love to swim sir, but I don't know how". Was her girly reply. 


"A big girl like you can't swim? Shame on you", he said jokingly. "I'm like fish in water, I'll teach you the basics once you're ready to start". Hon. Musa said as he popped the glove compartment to reveal neatly arranged wraps of cash. He gave her #50,000 to top up her phone and call the number on the attached business card. 


The poor girl nearly fell out of the car from excitement when he added, "My boy will come take you shopping for a bikini 👙tomorrow". 💃💃💃


DEPUTY SPEAKER... She read the title on the card over and over, just to make sure this was really happening. Her useless friends will finally know that she also has class, and can afford the labels and designer perfumes too.🙄


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Hadiza had already called Peter to cancel their earlier scheduled appointment for the day, she didn't want Oga's boy to catch a glimpse of another man at her apartment. She even sent him #2,000 airtime to console the poor guy... "I'll come over to your place once I finish buying the things my mum asked me to get from the Jimeta Main Market". She had told him. Lying that her mother in Mubi sent money for her to help buy and send some provisions for the family kiosk there. 


She had just finished a richly prepared plate of Indomie noodles when her phone rang.... It was Hon. Musa. "If you are ready, I'm sending my boy to come over and take you out immediately,  are you home?".


"Yes sir, I am at home sir, thank you, sir, I'll be waiting for him, sir". She said, trying to sound calm. 


"Why is Peter calling me again at this time, after I already told him I'd be busy in the market?" She thought when she saw his name on the display of her phone. 😠


She ran outside the house, to the busy road where vehicles were passing, before she answered and attempted to sound busy... "Hello babes, I'm so busy in the market, can't talk to you right now. Can I call you once I step into a quieter shop?"


"My boss sent me to come take you to the market to buy your bikini," Peter said with a husky, angry tone. "I'm almost there, just come to the main road, I don't want to have to drive in... Ahhh there you are, I'm behind you". 🙆‍♂️


TO BE CONTINUED... 


#FICTION 


©JBZ_2020

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