BIG BOOTY VS BIG BRAIN: the battle for survival in today's society.

As I sat in the departure lounge of the Dubai International Airport(DBX) awaiting the announcement of my connecting flight to Abuja, I watched a group of Nigerian ladies (they spoke about attending a party in Abuja the following day) posing for selfies.

Many times, I noticed how they posed with their backs to the camera, a flash of the tongue, a pout or something very interesting. I smiled, shook my head and found myself another spot with less noisy Ass-poppers. I hate temptation. 😡

On another occasion, I went shopping at a Mall in Lagos and three gorgeous ladies begged me to kindly use one of their iPhones to take a picture of them as they leaned on the handrails and backed me. I took a photo of the floor and the ceiling and then handed the phone back. What nonsense! Did I look like an ass photographer? 🙄 

Last month, I went for another session with my gym instructor and I met him coaching ladies who wanted to have bigger butts. He said they don't come to keep fit, they just want to have bigger hips, bigger butts, and slimmer waists. They are willing to pay 50k a month just for that. 🤔

Then there's this lady on my Facebook friends' list who sells expensive butt enlargement recipes. She's always posting screenshots of positive reviews from her happy customers. 

There are also some viral videos of girls undergoing expensive procedures to land that hourglass body shape. Some ended in a disaster, but at least they tried. 🤷🏽‍♂️

With the introduction of TikTok, and how most of the popular accounts there are run by ladies who're willing to expose their big, round butts or dangle their pointy nipples before the camera; it became clear to me why ladies would want to do anything to get noticed. Even if the fat ass is all they've got.

I concluded that these ladies assume that men find their big asses irresistible and since ladies dwell so much on the attention men give, they would do just about anything to continue receiving such attention. Hence backing the camera to reveal that huge behind in photos or videos.

The problem is that these men were only attracted to the goods you sold on social media, and reserve the right to price another brand when they realise you are only an ass. This is the point where ladies would start shouting that their men no longer respect them.

How do you expect to deserve respect when you've consistently disrespected yourself on social media because you wanted to become an influencer? Influence wetin, abeg? 😒

I once asked a young girl to choose between having a bigger brain and a bigger booty, she chose the latter. She said, "who needs a bigger brain when the brainless girls are the ones running all the streets?"

If you drove down the streets of Abuja at night and saw the thinly clad curvy ladies who would stand there for hours waiting to get picked by idiots, you'd understand that any foolish girl(clean, smelly, pretty, or ugly) who can flash a big butt can only attract horny men. This means men only want the big ass for sexual pleasure, and the ladies showing it off are interested in attracting such men only.

When you're conscious of your big ass and think you're beautiful because of it, then the lower your intellectual capacity functions. Some of the most successful women I have come across do not give a damn about their asses or boobs, they only cared about their brains and how they could use them to solve problems in their society. Today, we read and write about them because they chose the brain battle over the beauty or the big booty battles.

Bottom line is, your perfect shape is worthless when your character, personality, and IQ are inadequately despicable. 

#NB. Some of the ladies with the biggest asses on my timeline are the ones who still write YOUR in place of YOU'RE. 😡

©JBZ_2022